Dare You Ask The Mule Of Fate?
Yes, I know it's a stupid question. That's obviously why you're here. Sorry.
Throughout the ages mystics, soothsayers, prophets, astrologers and $4.95-per-minute-Tarot-Card-Readers have all offered people answers to their questions and a gaze into their future. Has anyone actually believed them? Please say 'No'.
Anyhoots, here at Mule HQ© I'm no stranger to misleading people and playing on their fears, so here I present you with the Mule Of Fate (Read the name out loud in a really loud, booming voice. It makes it sound much more spooky, plus people will think you're insane). Simply type in a Yes/No question and watch in wonderment as you are provided with a random response which probably doesn't make any sense. Trust me: I wrote them.
Enjoy!
