Matt's Pranks

Some of these calls are pretty old and were recorded with some pretty bad tape recorders, so some may be hard to hear. So listen to them a few times if you can't hear some parts. Most of the newer ones were recorded with much better equipment. Also sign our guestbook if you can. The newest call is all at the bottom.

Long Dong Silver

These are the same people that I called for the Jackie the Moose, and Where's Bob? calls. This is a pretty good call. It's pretty self explanitory so give it a listen.

Dog in Heat

On this call, I call the humaine society and tell them that my two dogs are doing some deeds and I want to find out a way to make them quit. A pretty decent call.

Russell's Lost Clothes

On this call I pose as Russell and call a local laundrymat. Russell asks for his lost clothes. A pretty good call, give it a listen.

Where's Bob?

This call follows one of the themes that Mr. Morman and I liked to do. We would call someone up and ask for a person and when they told us it was the wrong number we acted like we couldn't get that through our heads or we would just run them shit. This call is a little bit of both! These people were targeted a few other times by me, and the other calls were much more outrageous. I'll be putting those calls on as soon as I can. Meanwhile dig this one!

Jackie the Moose

Well here is a call to the same people that I called for the Where's Bob? call. On this call I call them up and ask for Jacob. Well the lady thinks that I'm asking for Jackie the Moose, and to beat it all there is actually someone called Jackie the Moose that is there. So I decide to go along with them and I run Jackie the Moose some shit! Check this call out.

Haircut for Russell

This is a call where I call up a local barber shop and see if I can get in for a haircut. Check it out, the barber goes along pretty good!

Shit on the Carpet

This is a pretty funny call. I call a local store and ask if I can rent a rug doctor, because my dog shit on my new carpet. They are closed but I can't seem to get that through my head!

Trip to Guatamala

This is a pretty decent call. I call a local store and ask for one of the employees. Then I ask him if he is still on for our trip to Guatamala. Give it a listen.

Disturbed Bowler!

This is a pretty good call. This one is where I called some dude that lives in our town that goes by the name of Boobie. I say the name kind of fast so that is who I'm asking for. Well I act like I'm some idiot bowler who thinks that boobie is supposed to sub on our team. The laughing in the background is Mr. Morman. He must have dug the call!!

Car Contest

Here is a call where I call some poor dude up and give him some bogus contest. I act like I work for a local car dealership and give him a way to win a car. He thinks he has it in the bag. Then I drop the bomb. Mr. Morman tries to console him but it doesn't do much good!!

Haunted House Contest 1

This is one of the many calls that we made posing as people who worked for the local haunted house. We called people acting like there was a contest where they could win free tickets. For this call I stumbled onto a bunch of girls. They didn't win but this call leads to a follow up call made by Mr. Morman, so check out his call too!

When's the Next Shift Start!

On this call I call one of the local bars. I ask for some guy and he happens to be a regular at that bar. Well I ask when the next shift will start and the bartender ignores me. So I ask him a few more times and he still ignores me so I go off on him. It's a pretty good call, but it could have been better!

Pigeon Control

I call a pest control asking them if they can help get rid of a bunch of pigeons. This is probably the best of my new calls.

Wrecked car

This isn't that bad of a call. I called some junkyard about a part for my car. Not one of my better calls but it's decent I guess.

Erotic Reading Material

This one isn't that bad. I called a local book store asking for some erotic reading material. It could be better, but I'm a little rusty.