I'M SURE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS CAN BE
THE PLACE AND PURITY
OF PLAYING, "HE AND SHE".
SHE WHISPERED, "WILL IT HURT?"
"OF COURSE NOT", HE REPLIED
"IT'S JUST A SIMPLE PROCESS WHICH YOU AND I APPLY"
IT'S GETTING RATHER PAINFUL
AND TEARS COME DOWN HER EYES
"WHY IS IT HURTING SO MUCH?"
"BECAUSE IT'S BIG IN SIZE"
"NOW CALM DOWN YOURSELF MY DARLING"
HE HELD HER FACE AND SAID
"JUST SPREAD THEM MORE SIDEWAYS"
SHE WISHED THAT SHE WAS DEAD
SUDDENLY WITH A JUMP
SHE GAVE A LITTLE SHOUT
HE SAID, "IT'S OVER NOW"
AND THEN HE PULLED IT OUT
AS YOU READ THIS CAREFULLY
HE'S A DENTIST YOU WILL FIND
AND IF YOU THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE
IT'S JUST NASTY IN YOUR MIND.