A guy sent me this vital statistics page...and since its all about me...I thought I would share it with you...cause your on MY web page...reading about ME...HA HA HA HA
Full Name : Passion Leslie Smith (not real)
Nicknames: Umm...lol...can't think of any
Date of Hatching: February 1, 1971
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Personality Type: Mostly sarcastic and fun loving, and known to be a deep intense person
Parents:Birth parents which I don't know, and adopted parents, the ones who raised me
Siblings & Their Ages: Monica - same age as me...Shes my best friend and sister, Thanks Mon, your the breast.
Children & Ages: Ben - 14...and only one...thank god.
Location: Calgary, Albertan
Schools: Roland Michener - Elementary, Evan Hardy, and Marion Graham - High School and a few in between, Kelsey Campus - Food Services Administration, all are in Saskatoon, SK
Future School: Nope, not again
Best/Closest Friend(s): Ms. Mona - Delisle, SK, , Kemosambul - Prince Albert SK, Martin - Barnsley, England & Shaun - Some where in Australia.
Pets & Their Names: None today?none
Job(s): Culinary Engineerr
Things you like to do: write short stories, cook, downhill skiing, driving range at the golf course, camping, flirting, playing on the net, probing peoples minds, travelling.
Things You Collect: Erotic novels, Vampire novels, conversations, things from the ocean if I get there
Best Advice Ever Given Away: "Never be ashamed of what you do or who you are."
Best Advice Ever Received: "I wouldn't touch that if I were you"
Best Advice Given to a Man: "harder...deeper.."
Best Advice Given to a Woman: "they like it when you swallow"
Words Or Phrases You Overuse: "fuckity fuck fucked up"
A Non-Sport Game At Which You Excel: masturbation
A Non-Sport Game Which You Enjoy: masturbation
A Non-Sport Game Which You Hate: "After I've done him, how to get him to go home." game.
Dream Car: Some sort of sports utility jeep.
Coolest Experience In Life: 1) MULTIPLE ORGASMS 2) Having that power trip of seeing a man between my legs 3) Having a very dominating lover turn soft and being very submissive :-)
Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done: getting drunk and waking up not knowing what his name was.
Fave Thing To Do In The Summer: Hang out downtown and watch people, go to Bareass Beach and look at all the naked people and giggle at all the yummy bums...or some of the saggy bums, sit around in the rain and get really soaking wet.
Fave Thing To Do In The Fall: Hide from the canker worms
Fave Thing To Do In The Winter: watch lots of movies and chat on the computer, snowmobiling, ice fishing, drinking, downhill skiing!
Fave Thing To Do In The Spring: Hide from the canker worms
Song That Couldn't Be Improved Upon: um...I really don't know?
Character Traits You Look For Most In a GUY: a good conversationlist, witty, mischevious, likes to laugh, confident, someone who enjoys little things in life..
Character Traits You Look For Most In a GIRL: smart, fun, mischevious, likes to be stupid and just be a bad...bad...dirty bad girl when we go out and do things.
What You Want To be: this is a weird question...it can mean anything, I want to be lots of things...probably a little thinner would be the most thing I wanna be.
Future Goals: Open up an internet cafe and call it Cyber @ Canadian Joes, wait that sounds like a cheap porn site...lol
Fave Music: Classical, some pop and um...stuff like Engima
Groups/Singers You Enjoy: Enigma
Fave Color: Burgendy
Fave food: Italian
Least Fave Food: Seafood
Funniest person I know: Kemosambul, he cracks me up all the time
Fave Vacationing Spot: anywhere with an ocean
Fave Subject: Sex
Fave "Toy":Mr Ultra SMOOTH....multispeeds!
Fave Cartoon Characters: Toad from Dr. Dreed
Fave Actor: Nicolas Cage.
Actress: Meg Ryan
Fave Movie: Interview with the Vampire.
Fave Animal: Siberian Huskies and MONKEYS
Fave TV Show: Law & Order, Friends, Seinfeld
Favorite Book: Queen of the Damned - Anne Rice
Favorite Author: Anne Rice
Fave Day: Pasta Tuesdays at Boston Pizza
Fave Month: July
Fave Holiday: My birthday
Fave Part Of Newspaper: Personals, and horoscope
Fave Toothpaste: Crest with Whitening power
Fave Store: Walmart
Fave Thing To Wear: Black t-shirts
The worst thing you despise: 1) People who play head games, 2) Cybersex, 3) People who are ignorant and naive, 4) having to work with stupid and naive people at my job place...like the OWNER!! Could anyone be more stupid?
Bad Habits: I"m lazy, I fart in my sleep, and I talk to myself all the time.