december

Hey Mister, I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream,
Maybe dip her in chocolate,
Hey Mister on your way to work in your volo, suit and tie we'll be crawling in your bed soon maybe getting hot.

It's not what you did,
It's not what you didnt
God gave her a perfect body now I'm all up in it
It's not, she's a tramp,
It's not, she's not pure,
She just likes getting her f*** on and it's a good one of that I'm sure.

Hey Mister, I really like your daughter,
When I'm horny like thirsty she's my bottle of water
Hey Mister how did it get so babd you raised her so well now she's calling me daddy
in the back seat of a new volks wagon the perfect little gift for highschool graduation.

It's not what you did,
It's not what you didnt,
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it!
It's not, she's a tramp,
It's no she's not pure.
She just likes getting her f*** on and it's a good one of that i'm sure.

I ate all the food in your fridge,call my friends all over the world , rack up your long distance too! Break chairs, stain your rugs, wreak all your cars, drink all the booze in your cheesy a** wet bar. Order stuff on your credit cards , leave boogers in the skippy jars, smoke all your cigars, answer your phone, tell your bos you moved to Mars. When you come home late from work tell your wife you at the titty bars.

It's not what you did,
It's not what you didnt,
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it!
It's not she's a tramp,
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her f*** on and its a good one of that I'm sure!

I can't lie, I have to tell the truth,
I'm a man, mister so i wont tell a spoof your daughter's a freak, your daughter's a pro and when i'm done with her, she'll do... what do ya know?

I hope I never have a daughter~ (4x)