Well, not really. But you always sound cooler if you say something is a "government conspiracy."
So my friend and editor-in-cheif (of the school paper) Jesse thought it would be cool if he took home my Queen "greatest hits" tape and played it backwards to see if there were any subliminal messages in it.

Turns out, there is. So he transcribed two hits on some really cool yellow paper.
Queen wasn't a band for the devil; our research shows they were more into marijuana and internet auctioning. Take a good look yourself.

"Under Pressure" was a duo with the Thin White Duke, David Bowie. It's fitting, then, that it is my favorite song of all time. Queen and David Bowie are in my top 5 list of best artists/bands, naturally. Plus, Vanilla Ice sampled this song in his "Ice, Ice Baby" tune. So, see for yourself the interesting Biblical, soda and futuristic tones involved.

"Another One Bites the Dust" is one of Queen's hugest hits, with its memorable bassline and whatnot. Now this song is very drug-related; here's what Jesse could discern.

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