One, two, three four five
Everybody knows my favorite number's 69
Now I'm all liquored up and in the corner
Singing for a little manly love like I'm Little Jack
Horner
Bear fuzz just makes me scream
A big muscleman with cute buttcheeks
I like Angelo, Timothy, Andrew, and Peter
And is that SOMEONE? Oh who turned up the heater?
I wish doing him would be the next Olympic sport
I got his gold medal underneath my shorts
Undo my fly, it feels good
Let me blow on him just like a trumpet
A little bit of Tom Cruise in my life
A little bit of Richard Gere on the side
A little bit of Goldberg, how I wish!
A little Dennis Rodman. Yeah, as if!!!
A little bit of Harrison in the sun
A little bit of Marky Mark, he's so hung
A little bit of Vasoline on my hands
A little bit of me makes you my man!
Hump up and down, and sling it all around
Stick your feet in the air
Don't you muss up my hair
Take all of it in, and try not to shout
I'm your little teapot, now play with my spout
Grab your ankles once,
And grab your ankles twice
And don't you look so good in your spandex tights
A little bit of Charlie Sheen, or his bro
A little of Keanu, I say "whoa!"
A little Antonio Banderas
A little Ricky Martin. Yes, he is!
A little bit of Brad Pitt, he's such a twink
A little Leonardo, I don't think
A little bit of Jean Claude Van
"hot" Damme!"
A little bit of me makes you my man
A little Sean Connery, oh my my
A little bit of Val Kilmer, anytime!
A little Jeff Goldblum on a plate
A little Brendan Frazer, I can't wait
A little bit of hunky Mel Gibson
A little George Michael in the john
A little Bruce Willis, I'm a "die-hard"
fan
A little bit of me makes you my man
I didn't mean to
Fall in love with a hunk like you
But you can't run, and you can't hide
'Cuz you and me's gonna slap some thighs!
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