Past quotes of the whatever

"The Fifth Amendment states that your Fifth Amendment rights cannot be violated until you are advised of them"
Dave Barry, from Dave Barry Slept Here

"If everyone had a Crayola 64-color box, the world would be a happier place."
Shelley, my 17-year-old daughter (it's okay; she plans to be a kindergarten teacher).

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