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Identify the lyrics
- Name 4 occupations mentioned in Penny Lane.
  Barber, banker, fireman, nurse.
 - What did Tommy Roe say to Sweet Pea underneath the stars? 
 Oh, Sweet Pea, I love you can’t you see? . . . Oh, Sweet Pea, won’t you be my girl?
 - Who was Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart’s favorite girlfriend? 
 You’re still my favorite girlfriend, Alice Long.
 - In I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonight, Boyce and Hart say, "I tell myself I didn’t lose her."  Why?
  Because you can’t lose a friend you never had.
 - Before Neil Young joined them, Crosby, Stills & Nash sang about a train ride to a location in Morocco. What was the name of the train?
  Marrakesh Express.
 - According to Mungo Jerry, what should you do if your daddy’s rich?
  Take her out for a meal.
 - What song by the O’Kaysions memorialized a favorite male pastime?
 I’m a Girl Watcher.
 - In Kentucky Rain, where were the old, gray-bearded men sitting?
On a bench outside a general store.
 - In what city and what month did A Boy Named Sue find his dad? 
 It was Gatlinburg in mid-July.
 - How do Mac Davis’s blue jeans fit (from Lord, It’s Hard to be Humble)? 
Skin-tight ("I think it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans").
 - In Your Song, what would Elton John do if he had much money?
  Don’t have much money, but if I did, I’d buy a big house where we both could live.
 - What two fruits did Nilsson put together that caused him to call the doctor and wake him up?
Put the lime in the coconut.
 - What four adjectives did Herman use to describe the girl he was waiting for while Leaning on the Lamp?
  She’s wonderful, she’s marvelous, she’s fabulous, she’s beautiful.
 - What will happen in you make an ugly woman your wife?
  You’ll be happy for the rest of your life.
 - In Dr. Hook’s Sylvia’s Mother, from what city is Sylvia’s fiancé?
  "Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s marrying a fella down Galveston way.
 - What kind of airplane carried Credence Clearwater Revival’s Traveling Band?
  "Seven thirty-seven comin’ out of the sky."
 - Why did the Temptations search the sky, desperately for rain?
  "’Cause raindrops will hide my teardrops, and no one will ever know that I’ve been cryin’."
 - While under the boardwalk, what do you hear from the park?
 "From the park you hear the happy sound of a carousel."
 - As Gary Lewis sings in Save Your Heart for Me, what will happen "when you’re all alone, far away from home"?
  Someone’s gonna flirt with you.
 - Where could the Supremes go to "see heaven much better"?
  Up the ladder to the roof.
 - When you take the last train to Clarksville, by what time can you be here?
  4:30.
 - What dance are you ready to do when you "put a guy in front, make a line in back"?
  The Freddy (Freddy and the Dreamers).
 - What, according to the song by Sue Thompson, "causes watering of the eyes and rubefaction of the skin, but it is very very tasty."?
  Onions (I Love Onions).
 - Who wants to be just like Zsa Zsa Gabor? 
 Donna the Primadonna (Dion and the Belmonts).
 - What three rock acts do Peter, Paul and Mary imitate in I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll Music? 
 The Mamas and the Papas, Donovan and the Beatles. 
Name the Song
- "I’ll send you all my dreams every day in a letter."
  Sealed with a Kiss (Brian Hyland; Bobby Vinton).
 - "Counting the hours and the minutes, too." 
 See You in September (The Tempos; The Happenings).
 - "I love the little wiggle in your walk/The way you cuddle on my shoulder." 
 Sweet and Innocent (The Osmond Brothers).
 - "Pulled out of San Pedro late one night/The moon and the stars were shinin’ bright." 
 Hot Rod Lincoln (Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen).
 - "I’m not supposed to be alone with you."
  Go Away, Little Girl (Andy Williams; The Osmond Brothers).
 - "So hurry home to your mama/I’m sure she wonders where you are." 
Young Girl (Gary Puckett & the Union Gap).
 - "You’re still livin’ in a paper doll world."
  Come Back When You Grow Up (Bobby Vee).
 - "Shoot me out of a cannon, I don’t care."
  Goodbye, Cruel World (James Darren).
 - "If I appear to be carefree, it’s only to camouflage my sadness." 
 Tears of a Clown (Smokey Robinson & the Miracles).
 - "You don’t laugh, you just go home runnin’."  Everybody Loves a Clown (Gary Lewis & the Playboys).
 - "No one knows he dyin’ on the inside, cause he’s laughin’ on the outside."
  Funny Little Clown (Bobby Goldsboro)
 - "Although I might be laughin’ loud and hardy, deep inside I’m blue." 
Tracks of My Tears (Smokey Robinson & the Miracles; Johnny Rivers; Linda Ronstadt).
 - "On your mark, get set, let the kissin’ start." 
 Keep the Ball Rollin’ (Jay & the Techniques).
 - "Superman and Green Lantern ain’t got nothin’ on me."  
Sunshine Superman (Donovan).
 - "When she walks by, she brightens up the neighborhood."  
Pretty Flamingo (Manfred Mann).
 - "Waitin’ for the train that goes home, sweet Mary, hopin’ that the train is on time."
  One Toke Over the Line (Brewer & Shipley.)
 - "You’re my reason for laughin’, for cryin’, for livin’, and for dyin’."
  Soul and Inspiration (The Righteous Brothers).
 - "You read your lines so cleverly and never missed a cue." 
 Are You Lonesome Tonight? (Elvis Presley).
 - "I saw her sitting in the rain, raindrops falling on her." 
 The Rain, the Park, and Other Things (The Cowsills).
 - "We don’t care what you name is, boy, we’ll never turn you away." 
 Ferry Cross the Mersey (Gerry & the Pacemakers). 
Identify the One Hit of the One-Hit Wonder
- The Fantastic Johnny C.
  Bugaloo Down Broadway.
 - The Beginning of the End. 
 Funky Nassau.
 - Steam. 
 Na Na, Hey Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye.
 - Keith. 
 98.6.
 - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
  Fire.
 - Jeannie Knight.
 Mr. Big Stuff.
 - The Ides of March.
  Vehicle.
 - Chase.
  Get It On.
 - Argent. 
 Hold Your Head Up.
 - Terry Stafford. 
 Suspicion. 
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