* the first two questions you ask on the first day of class
are "Do you curve?" and "Is the final Comprehensive?"
* you ever considered asking your roommate to commit suicide so that you could get a 4.0.
* you think Spring Break begins Wednesday of the week before.
* you think the Thanksgiving holidays begin on Tuesday.
* your biological clock goes out of whack when we play t.u. someday other than
Thanksgiving.
* you've attended more than two parties in one night where there
were at least 15 kegs of beer.
* you've ever made that funny noise as a foul ball rolls down the net behind home plate.
* you bought and proudly display the pitcher your ring was dunked in.
* your favorite section in the Batt is "Police Beat".
* you refer to anyone who is in any way against bonfire as a "hippie, liberal,
tree-hugging communist wacko".
* you've ever stayed on campus for an entire weekend because you
were afraid if you left you'd lose your parking space.
* you know that a 2-percenter is not someone who enjoys low-fat milk.
* you refer to the Fish lot as "B.F.E."
* you yell "Pick it up!" when people drop cups or plates in a restaurant.
* you've ever stuck a cup or plate to the bottom of a table with something that
resembles whipped cream.
* when buying a pitcher of beer, you moan "I remember when I could buy a pitcher
for $1.50!"
* you lived at least 4 years of your life in a city with no downtown.
* you think all hitchhikers are Aggies because they're giving you the Gig 'Em sign.
* you've ever said, "2.0 and go!"
* you looked inside your diploma tube before you sat back down "just to be sure."
* you've ever charged people five bucks to park in your front lawn for a football game.
* you're on a first name basis with the people who give out parking tickets.
* you still don't know where the hell Hotard is.
* every time the lights go out in a room you look amorously at the person next to you
with puckered lips while desperately trying to flick your bic.
* you have the urge to pull out your "grodes" on business casual day.
* you stand in the middle of your living room when the Aggies are playing, even if the
TV isn't on.
* after attending the U2 concert you look at your Aggie friends and say, "They still
wouldn't win a half-time."
* you've ever offered a ride to a complete stranger to get their parking place.
* you've ever yelled "UNCOVER ASSHOLE!!!" at a football game.
* you've ever wandered a bar asking, "You need a fourth?"
* you own a set of dominoes with your initials on the back.
* you've ever picked a dorm based on stumbling distance from bars.
* you've ever carried a tent and couch to camp for football tickets.
* you've ever offered someone a shot with tabasco in it.
* you avoid all grass on any college campus JUST to be sure.
* you've ever changed around numbers in a story just for the purpose of using
your class year ... "They're must've been 97 cars in front of me to buy that 97 cent gas."
* you've ever stolen or displayed an Austin city limits sign.
* you whoop when hear anyone's name is "Rock".
* you've ever referred to anyone in tight jeans as a "Chicken slut"
* you've ever parked at a Presbyterian church to go to a bar.
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