This section is temporary empty due to the simulatneous brain failures of various intelligensias from which we extract our information.

You know, we can't always depend on these small little creatures from Mars (the intelligensias, not us), for us to tap our resources. They're asking too much of a fee... (ten tonnes of chocolates for every piece of gossip) Maybe pple ought to volunteer and tell us something. Even if it's not true. That's the point isn't it? haha... just a lot of intelligent pple trying to stuff nonsense into a nonsensical website. Makes a lot of sense to me. Sighz. Here's a quote from a fellow poet:

Life sucks. Live with it.

ah, sheer poetry. (btw my friend Amanda said that. If you got any problems, go to her. However, if you find it extremely enlightening and rewarding, you're most welcome to reward me. Geddit? Geddit? Rewarding? reward? Sheesh... nevermind...

Love, the Editors

Top Ten Miracles that Happened... (or would, soon.)

1) 1cm = 0 kg
2) Asteroid going to hit earth and Ninja Turtle (by the name of Angela) saves the day.
3) Travis was on time.
4) Travis is on time.
5) Will Travis still be on time?
6) Inflation in allowances.
7) The guys develop a phobia for the arcade.
8) The girls develop a phobia for the mall.
9) Travis starts growing.
10)The Neverending website gets edited.








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