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I found a lot of these stories/lists on the internet & through e-mail.

Tips of Northerners Moving South


So you think you know everything?


The Degrees of a Hangover


For Yankees Going South


Romantic Rhyme Contest


Benefits of Sex


Ode to New Jersey

You Know You're From New Jersey When...

Jersey Joke

Golf Comments


Boys & Girls

The Truth Behind Adam & Eve

Kids' Views On Love

St. Peter & Satan

Conversation


Answering Machine Messages

What Kind of Condom?

Top 10 Rejections Given By Women

Top 10 Rejections Given By Men

Lucky Charms

The Poopie List

The Piss List

The List

Your Horoscope

Amusing Irrelevant Facts

Why Ask Why

Cinderella

15 Things Not To Do When You Get Pulled Over


Jack Schitt

Smart


Articles

Reasons Why Guys Like Girls


Reasons Why Girls Like Guys

30 Things To Do While Driving


50 Things To Do In a Movie Theater

100 Zany Ways To Order Pizza


The European Commission

O.J. According To Dr. Suess


Everything Bart Simpson Has Written on the Chalkboard

I've Got Something You Don't Have


Nasty Minded

My First Time

Pick one in each section and I'll translate it to French

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy to show me
to look like to stand to get in

Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? aftereating 300 croissants? ?(nothing)