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Boys Vs. Girls...

My male friend and I were hanging out at Jacks one night and I asked him, whats so great about being a guy...and he came up with these 10 responses.

1. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
2. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
3. Bathroom lines are shorter.
4. Dry cleaners, haircutters, and car mechanics don't rob you blind.
5. Extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
6. Underwear only $10 for a three pack.
7. 80 million sperm per shot.
8. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become life long buddies.
9. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
10. Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.

So I guess it would be kinda cool to be a guy...although I beg to differ with my male friend about some of those good things. So I thought myself, being a attractive girl, what is great about being a girl.

1. You can change the size of your boobs by adding kleenex. (but for some of us, its 100% real flesh!)
2. Can always tell a guy that its that time of the MONTH, when you don't want to have sex (even when its not).
3. You can pick up any guy in the bar without having to come up with tacky lines, my favorite is "shut up and fuck me!" it works everytime.
4. If your pulled over by the police for speeding, you throw on the innocent naive face and they don't give you a ticket.
5. You need no excuse to get laid when your horny, you just grab your man, hes puddy in your hands.
6. Can never be called a rapist, you can't rape the willing.
7. When your sitting at a bar, you can get free drinks from about all the guys that walk by you.
8. You can wear guys clothes too.
9. Your always in control in a sexual relationship.
10. Multiple Orgasms!!!!!

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