Here are some of my favorite sound files:
These are Adam Sandler.
from Happy Gillmore "Rhyme"
from Happy Gillmore "Clown"
Tap it in...
These are from "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery"
Dr. Evil
"Danger's my middle name."
"It's my happening and it freaks me out."
"It's freedom, baby, yeah!!!"
"...Sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads."
"Throw me a freakin' bone here. I'm the boss; need the info."
"Yeah baby!!!"
These next few are from "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail."
"Ecky...I'm not gonna try and type this!"
"I fart in your general direction."
"You're a looney!"
"Message for you sir..."
"She turned me into a newt...I got better."
"Ni!!!"
"Death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth."
"Help, help, I'm being repressed."
"Run away!!!"
"...A shrubbery!"
"There are some who call me Tim..."
These next ones are from Taco Bell commercials.
Taco Bell
"Bless you Taco Bell."
"I think I need a bigger box."
Next, the Blues Brothers.
Blues Brothers
"...No, Ma'am, we're musicians."
Now, a few "Seinfeld."
Junior Mint
"No soup for you!!!"