We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these
are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well,
how about some "ass icons"?



(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's *REALLY* been around
(_$_) this ass will cost you
(_/_) an asian ass
(_#_) pound my ass
(_##_) *REALLY* pound my ass
(_<>_) an ass ready for action
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_oo_) an ass built for two
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_^_) x bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_~_) a Latin ass
(_*_) a French ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_Y_) an ass that can't say No
(_+_) tongue in cheek
(_Q_) tongue in cheek, alternate
(_<_) this ass belongs to someone
(_p_) snake in the ass (pun)
(_v_) an ass with 'roids
(_w_) an ass with really bad 'roids