Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Man who lay girl on hill not on level.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.

Man who farts in church sits alone in pew.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

Modern house without toilet uncanny.

Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.

Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.

Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?

Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit.

Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.

Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.

Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.

Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.

Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.

Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.