DEDUCTION

	Neighbor 1:	"Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
	New Neighbor:	"Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
	Neighbor 1:	"So what is it you do for a living?"
	New Neighbor:	"I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
	Neighbor 1:	"Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
	New Neighbor:	"Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
	Neighbor 1:	"That is right"
	New Neighbor:	"The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family.
	Neighbor 1:	"Right again"
	New Neighbor:	"Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
	Neighbor 1:	"Correct"
	New Neighbor:	"And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
	Neighbor 1:	"Yup"
	New Neighbor:	"That is deductive reasoning"
	Neighbor 1:	"Cool"

Later that same day...

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"

Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"

Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"

Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"

Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"

Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"

Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"

Neighbor 2: "No"

Neighbor 1: "Fag."

	Neighbor 1:	"Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
	Neighbor 2:	"Is he a nice guy?"
	Neighbor 1:	"Yes, and he has an interesting job"
	Neighbor 2:	"Oh, yeah what does he do?"
	Neighbor 1:	"He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
	Neighbor 2:	"Deductive reasoning, what is that"
	Neighbor 1:	"Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
	Neighbor 2:	"No"
	Neighbor 1:	"Fag."