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THE KIDDIE PICK:
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When you are by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your
forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best
part is, there is no time limit.
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CAMOUFLAGED
KIDDIE PICK:
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When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a
tissue, then thust it in deep and hold back the smile.
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FAKE NOSE SCRATCH:
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When you make believe you have got an itch but you are really
trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
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MAKING A MEAL
OUT OF IT:
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You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
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SURPRISE PICKINGS:
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When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and
you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
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AUTO PICK:
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The kind you do in a car, when you think no one is looking.
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PICK YOUR BRAINS:
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Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it
passes the septum.
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PICK AND SAVE:
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When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and
then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
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PICK AND ROLL:
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No Explanation needed.
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PICK AND FLICK:
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Ditto.
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PICK AND STICK:
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You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick", but it stubbornly clings to
your fingertip.
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PAYDIRT:
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The kind where you remove a pieve of snot so big, it improves
your breathing by 90%.
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