The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a fire notice on the door.

The Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews held a special observance.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Unitarians proclaimed the fire had no power over them.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

The Mormons arrived late for the meeting, and missed the fire completely.