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You can't find your vibrator.
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Your daughter/mother "borrowed" it.
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You find a porn movie in your son's room.
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You're in it.
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Your children are sexually active.
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With each other.
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Your husband's a crossdresser.
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He looks better than you.
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Your son's involved in Satanism.
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As a sacrifice.
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Your wife wants a divorce.
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She's a lawyer.
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Your wife's leaving you.
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For another woman.
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Your wife's leaving you.
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To enter a convent.
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Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
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She implicates you.
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BAD |
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The postman's early.
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He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
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You came home for a quickie.
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So did the postman.
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You came home for a quickie.
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Your wife walks in.
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The secretary said "yes."
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Your wife says "no."
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You get a three-day weekend.
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You get the flu on Friday.
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You get tickets to the theatre.
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It's performance art.
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You go to see a strip show.
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Your daughter's the headliner.
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Your boyfriend's exercising.
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So he'll fit in your clothes.
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Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
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For real.
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Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
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Your son, that is.
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Your daughter's on the Pill.
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She's thirteen.
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Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
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He weighs 350 pounds.
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Your son's doing extra credit work.
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Making a sex ed video.
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Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
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It's counterfeit.
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Your wife bought a porn video.
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Your daughter's the star.
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Your wife likes outdoor sex.
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You live downtown.
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Your wife meets you at the door nude.
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She's coming home.
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