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Three couples went camping together. The husbands stayed in one tent
and the wives stayed in another. In the middle of the night, one of the
husbands woke up and yells, "Wow, unbelievable! I've got to go to the
other tent and find my wife RIGHT NOW!" The guy next to him says, "Why? What's going on?" "I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" "Do you want me to come with you?" asks the third guy. "Hell no! Why the fuck would I want you to do that?" "Well, because that's my dick you're holding!" |