Two queers were enjoying a pleasant round of golf
when a foursome of Hell's Angels began hitting
into them from behind. One queer finally becomes
angry and turns to his partner,"If those big bad
boys hit into us one more time, Seymour, you fall
down and act like the ball hit you very very hard
in the head. We'll just sue those naughty boys." Sure enough, next hole they drove the ball directly into the gay twosome. "Now, Seymour, now! Fall down. Well show them..." The Angels walk up to the standing and lying queer and say, "What the hell's going on here?" "You just hurt my friend Seymour really bad, and we're going to get a lawyer and sue you....how do you like that?" The Angel replys, "Oh Blow Me!" The queer exclaims, "Seymour, Seymour, get up! They want to settle out of court!" |