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A couple had been married for about 15 years, and one
fine summer day as they are out working in the garden,
the man tells his wife, "Man, your butt is getting fat." She gets pissed off and moves to another part of the garden. The husband follows her and says "You know, that gas grill over there? I'll bet your butt is as big as that grill. It's huge!" The wife is really pissed by now, and tells him HE can finish the garden HIMSELF and she goes inside. The husband, still playful and fixated, finds a yardstick, measures the grill, goes inside and measures his wife and says, "Yup, they are both the same size." The wife doesn't appreciate his sense of humor and is livid! She doesn't speak to him the rest of the day. When the man comes to bed that night, he cuddles up next to his wife and says, "Hey honey, how 'bout it ?" She thinks for a moment and pulls away. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "You're crazy if you think I'm firing up this big gas grill for one little weenie." |