| Ship1: | Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. | |
| Ship2: | Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees. | |
| Ship1: | This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again divert your course. | |
| Ship2: | No, I say again divert YOUR course. | |
| Ship1: | This is an aircraft carrier of the US Navy. We are a large warship. Divert your course now! | |
| Ship2: | This is a lighthouse. Your call. |