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One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on
their way home when they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child. "They're
making a puppy" said the boy's father. A few nights later, the little boy got up to go to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents' room, he heard strange noises. He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son. As the boy's mother grabbed for the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son out of the bedroom. "What were you doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy. "Your mother and I were trying to make a baby - you know, maybe a brother or sister for you" said the boy's father. "Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. "Y'know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please. I'd rather have a puppy". |