WHEN WOMEN SAY

	When women say...	They mean...
	Yes	No
	No	Yes
	Maybe	No
	We need	I want
	It's your decision	The correct decision should be obvious by now.
	Do what you want	You'll pay for this later.
	We need to talk	I need to complain.
	Sure... go ahead	I don't want you to.
	I'm not upset	Of course I'm upset, you moron!
	You're ... so manly	You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
	You're certainly attentive tonight	Is sex all you ever think about?
	Be romantic, turn out the lights	I have flabby thighs.
	This kitchen is so inconvenient	I want a new house.
	I want new curtains	and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
	Hang the picture there	NO, I mean hang it there!
	I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep.
	Do you love me?	I'm going to ask for something expensive.
	How much do you love me?	I did something today you're really not going to like.
	I'll be ready in a minute.	Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
	Is my butt fat?	Tell me I'm beautiful.
	You have to learn to communicate.	Just agree with me.
	Are you listening to me!?	[Too late, you're dead.]
	Was that the baby?	Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
	I'm not yelling!	Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.