Teacher:	All right, students. I want to hear what you did during the summer. But now they we're in 1st grade, you can't use baby words anymore. You have to use grown up words. Mary, what did you this summer?
	Mary:	I visited my relative and spent alot of time with my nana.
	Teacher:	That's nice, but "nana" is a baby word. Now you must use "grandmother". Ok, Johnny, what did you do this summer?
	Johnny:	I did a lot of fishing with my pop-pop.
	Teacher:	That's nice, but "pop-pop" is a baby word. You must use "grandfather". And Debbie, what did you do this summer?
	Debbie:	I like to read and I read a lot of books.
	Teacher:	That's nice. What was your favorite book?
	Debbie:	Winnie the Shit.