The woman shows him this sheer nightie.

"No something more sheer than that."

So she grabs a $200 nightie.

"No, I need something a little more sheer than that."

The saleswoman grabs a $500 nightie.

"That's perfect, I'll take it."

That night, the man goes home and tells his wife, "I bought you this gift, could you please go and try it on for me?"

The wife figures, what the hell why not. She goes upstairs and opens the bag. She sees this little piece of cloth and figures "I can just go downstairs naked and he wouldn't know the difference."

The woman goes downstairs and asks her husband, "So, how do you like it?"

The man replies "Jesus, for $500 you would think they would have ironed the damn thing."