1. Teen Acne Barbie (comes with OXY10) 2. Gangsta Bitch Barbie (aka~ Angel-Death!) 3. Unwed Mother Barbie (comes complete with 3 kids and really good birthing hips) 4. Breast Implant Barbie (don’t we already have that one?) 5. Teen Leper Barbie (1/2 off) 6. Bi Barbie (comes with Ken AND Skipper) 7. Senior Citizen Talking Barbie (says, "I've fallen and I can't get up!") 8. Trophy Wife Barbie (she kinda already is…mute, pretty, and completely plastic) 9. Welfare Mother Barbie (comes with food stamps) 10. Anorexic Barbie (we have that one too…) 11. Trailer Park Barbie (Trailer and pack of Smokes sold seperatly) 12. PMS Barbie (poor Ken…) 13. Rambo Barbie (complete with gun rounds) 14. Generation X Barbie (o dear God…) 15. Satanic Barbie (you won’t see a painted on smile on this one!) 16. Transvestite Barbie (Barbie?…or is it Ken?) 17. Teen Driver Barbie (comes complete with dented car) 18. Hangover Barbie (B.Y.O.B) 19. Body Building Barbie (she’s strong yet sensitive…) 20. Hockey Playin' Barbie (comes with stick…Barbie with a stick???) 21. Polka Time Barbie (o…my) 22. Belly Dancer Barbie (she HAS a belly?!?!) 23. Exorcism Barbie (NEW! With turning head!!! Great for the kiddies!) 24. Manic-Depressive Barbie (not even gunna touch THIS one, speaks for itself) 25. Multiple Personality Barbie (Additional personalities sold separately.) 26. Barbie Scissorhands (bad hair and no hands!) 27. Divorcee Barbie (Comes with Ken's accessories) 28. Couch Potato Barbie (Barbie's ass flattens when you sit her down) 29. Alien Abduction Barbie (hands form “we come in peace”) 30. Liposuction Barbie (yep…this ones been on the market) 31. Chain Gang Barbie (5 for the price of ONE!!!) 32. Cellulite Barbie (there’s a shoker!) 33. Safe Sex Barbie (comes with condom and her own pill) 34. Homicidal Rampage Barbie (has more than ONE gun!!!) 35. Mafia Barbie (get here before the mob comes!) 36. Peg-legged Barbie (ay, me once was a sailor…) 37. Death Row Barbie (comes with her last meal and her “special chair”) 38. Plastic Surgery Patient Barbie (been there… done that. Gauze sold seperatly) 39. Unabomber Barbie (shack not included) 40. Lord of the Flies Barbie (her head on a stick?) 41. Neandertal Barbie (me strong…me be clubbin) 42. Head Trauma Barbie (bandages included) 43. Alien-coming-out-of-stomach Barbie (self explainitory) 44. Achy Breaky Barbie (comes with Billy Ray Cyrus!) 45. Wrestlemania Barbie (complete with pool of jello) 46. War Amputee Barbie (each Barbie is missing a different appendage) 47. Mosh-Pit Barbie (complete with bruses and sweat-in-a-jar) 48. Angry Mattel Lawyer Barbie (short suit, long legs, means business) 49. Lap Dancin' Barbie (once again, very self explainitory) 50. Not Shavin' My Pits Barbie (ahh…feminism) 51. Shooting Accident Barbie (oops.. taken off the market) 52. Bingo Barbie (pull the string and she’ll yell "BINGO!") 53. Pyromaniac Barbie (has an evil look and a lighter) 54. Playboy Bunny Barbie (costume included, or what’s left of it) 55. Sumo Barbie (finally, a fat Barbie!) 56. Sorority Sister Barbie (peppy and drunk need I say more, yay sorostitutes!) 57. Spontaneous Combustion Barbie (you can only own here for about a minute…*BOOM!*) 58. Bad Trip Barbie (she trippy…) 59. Headbanger Barbie (messed hair, no brush, good music) 60. Mallrat Barbie (shopping bags included) 61. Cat Burglar Barbie (no cat included) 62. Near Death Experience Barbie (complete with already written Will) 63. TV Talk Show Circuit Barbie (cheesy Barbie with 80’s hair) 64. Vengeful Figure Skater Barbie (comes with ripped panties and a large stick) 65. Shoplifter Barbie (Comes with stuff from other playsets.) 66. Kickboxer Barbie (all necessary items included) 67. Chain Smokin' Barbie (smokes included) 68. Flammable Barbie (comes with lighter for testing) 69. Siamese Twin Barbies (a 2-for-1 deal!!!) 70. Overbite Barbie (comes with unattached braces) 71. Ax-Murderer Barbie (ax included, victim sold separately) 72. Will Work For Food Barbie (complete with sign) 73. Inbred Barbie (cousin/brother/Aunt Shirley not included) 74. Donner Party Barbie (or at least what’s left of her after her “friends” were full) 75. Drive-By Barbie (car sold seperatly, gun included) 76. American Gladiator Barbie (yes folks, and you thought Barbie was a mere weakling…) 77. Smurf Barbie (she’s short, she’s blue, and she only wears a hat and some pants) 78. Restraining Order Barbie (lawyer sold separately) 79. Show-us-your-plastic-bumps Mardi Gras Barbie (aka…do anything for fake jewels Barbie) 80. Dumped at the Altar Barbie (comes with emotional baggage) 81. Chia Pet Barbie (yes folks! She really grows! "Bah-Bah-Bah-Barbie") 82. Flesh-Eating Bacteria Barbie (the toy your parents can only WISH they had!) 83. Sheep Shaggin' Barbie (comes with two sheep and clippers) 84. Street Mime Barbie (she’s in a box…) 85. Ticking Biological Clock Barbie (“Ken…now!) 86. Scratch 'n Sniff Barbie (CAUTION: watch where your sniffin’ Mr.!) 87. Baldheaded Fitness Guru Barbie (“and up, and down, and up…”) 88. The Incredible Shrinking Barbie (ooh…amaze your friends!) 89. Barbie the Vampire Slayer (vampire sold separately) 90. Lunch Lady Barbie (comes with pile-o-crap and a hair net) 91. Chiquita Banana Barbie (pull her string and listen to “I’m a Chiquita…”) 92. Evil Levitating Barbie (her painted on face is a little scary) 93. Area 51 Barbie (we haven’t let her out in while) 94. Gumby Barbie (movable and green!!!) 95. Mooning Nun Barbie (comes with large butt and a ruler) 96. Federal Witness Protection Program Barbie (are you sure you REALLY saw her?) 97. Earwax Problem Barbie (comes with extra Q-tips) 98. Ross Perot Campaign Worker Barbie (included is the ability to not make up your mind) 99. Hooker Barbie (expensive but fun…sold on the hour) 100. Adultery Barbie (when Ken goes on a business trip…the fun begins. Comes w/3 extra suitors)

Through all the Crap you Guys get,
I must give You Props for the Following 5+1 Barbies - - -




- - - And the BEST Barbie Ever has Gotta be - - -