!!!The 50 commandments that a true and noble gentlemen must follow...!!!

 
1. call.
2. dish soap is your friend.
3. inviting the girls to guys night out is good if it a unisex place you are attending. Taking "the 
 girls" to a strip club on guys night out is bad.
4. the correct answer to "do I look fat?" is never, ever "yes"
5. ditto for "is she prettier than me?"
6. ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
7. burping is not sexy no matter what "the guys" say.
8. don't lie or avoid the subject. 
9. being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
10. answering "who was that on the phone" with  "nobody" is never going to end that conver-
sation.
11. her cooking is always excellent.
12. that isn't an excuse for you to never cook.
13. two words: clean socks
14. a grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any given question.
15. none of your ex-girlfriends were nicer, prettier, or smarter.
16. you're wrong.
17. you're sorry.
18. you'll make up for it.
19. a hat does not equal a shower, after shave does not equal soap, and "almost" doesn't equal 
"perfect".
20. buying her dinner does not equal foreplay. 
21. she is probably less impressed with your knowledge of your car than you think.
22. same goes for you knowledge of football.
23. ditto for your incredible talent to slap the awning every time you walk by.
24. try.
25. if she has an interest you had better at least look like you care.
26. microwave meals does not give you "the credit you deserve" 
for "cooking a full course meal for the one you love". nice try.
27. if you show up at her house a minute early you will be waiting. No matter if she is ready or not.
28. also, you will be waiting with her parents.
29. no means no. yes means yes. silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular 
moment in time, and it could change without notice.
30. "but, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don't clean plaque with
 your tongue.
31. don't tell her you love her if you don't.
32. tell her you love her if you do as often as possible. 
33. always suck up to her family.
34. pick her up at the airport. Don't whine, just do it.
35. if you want to break up with her tell her.
36. don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
37. you better tell her why...with a complete explanation.
38. think presents.
39. big presents.
40. word of advice: presents are more special when they come from the heart and are given 
"just because"
41. if she dislikes one of your friends and says "him or me" you had better choose HER.
42. remember valentine's day, and any other cheesy "anniversary" she so-names. 
43. don't even think you can change the way she dresses.
44. her haircut is never bad.
45. don't let your friend (no matter how close you are) get away with picking on her.
46. chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive.
47. don't bad mouth her family, friends, or job *even if she does*.
48. listen.
49. if she asks you to do something, do it. 
50. the rules are never fair. Accept this without question. That fact that she has to go through 
labor while you sit in the waiting room on your ass smoking cigars isn't exactly fair either...with 
these rules it balances out.