lingo

now people will actually be able to
understand what the holy heck i am talking about...

ok we have a lot to dissolve and less time to disolve it in...now let's open our mind and expand
our diluded speech with words that only make sense to those who try...like ya'll

...on with "Traci's Dictionary to The Words she Either Used to Use, Uses, or would Use if She
WAS Actually Crazy; Like Some SAY:)"



1. …and so are the days of your life = (sarcastically) I would pity you if you didn’t pity yourself enough for the rest of us
2. bitchen’ = great
3. boonies = middle of nowhere
4. bow-head = snob who is popular but is completely fake
5. bummen = from the origin of bummed, sad.
6. butt-crazy = a form of A LOT or REALLY "i'm butt-crazy in love with him"
7. cereal question =an icebreaker question "if you were a cereal what would you be and why??"
8. chick = female
9. cowboy = ladies man (aka pimp)
10. deal = problem, "what’s her deal?"
11. diluded = a lot like disturbed, weird "you're so diluded"
12. dissolve = cover, learn, suck up like a spounge
13. dude = male
14. erased = forgotten "you’re erasable"
15. evil-devil-rat = my friends ferret
16. flavor of the month = crush
17. freakin’ = 1. A form of dance shown at many coed functions, 2. Stressed out "I was freakin’"
18. g = guys who consider themselves gangsta’s
19. hide the salami = (I don’t really say this but I heard it) "the two of them were playing hide the salami"…use your imagination
20. holy heck = derivative of crap "what the holy heck are you doing?"
21. germies = germs
22. hip joint = two people who are always together (aka: they are joined at the hip)"Ben is Gwyneth's hip joint"
23. hoochie mama = yeah I watch Seinfeld, dresses like a hoe, you know short skirts, barely covering tops, stuff like that, someone who looks easy
24. hooptie = REALLY unattractive guy
25. internerd = an internet freak
26. …I was all…they were all…she was all = common everyday gossip "he said, she said" came from word-of-mouth.
27. money maker = butt "shake your money maker!"
28. ouchie = pain or cut
29. pimp = has tons of girls (see cowboy)
30. polo boy = prep
31. random = out-of-the-blue, a subject change
32. randy = horny : Austin Powers "Rrrrandy!!!"
33. smacked with perk = too perky "who smaked you with perk this morning ?"
34. stoner = someone who always sound tired
35. telepathetic = someone who thinks they can do some thing but they are sadly mistaken "that boy is telepatheitc"
36. twizlers = fingers
37. up on = to throw yourself on someone, flirting terribly "she was all up on him"
38. virgin slut = tease (same as "dry hoe")
39. whipped = when someone will do anything for you for no reason, "Susie Q is whipped for Phil"
40. ya'll = still can be spelled as y'all, if you must, "you all"