1. fudge cookies with a dash (and a glance) of fruit
2. wow, we just need to bottle your spunk
3. "PIMP! PIMP! PIMP!" who started chanting that:)?...hehe, it was funny and deserved though:)
4. Peas-n-carrots
5. thick accent much? "the woots under a twee are pwanted in the gwound"
6. Batman & Robin---"holy rusted metal batman!"
7. Pot Roast Feet
8. so it's like a fountain right? how pretty...
9. do you think she knows everyone hates her? yeah B lunch:)
10. Friends help you move, REAL friends help you move bodies
11. Jolly Green Giant & Big Red (hello hottie!)
12. you're not allowed to freakin' nickname yourself, that' not how it wroks!
13. Moby Dick is mobydick@itookmyprozac.com
14. the "i-am-taken-BACK-OFF" present...i'll take it!
15. "Rainbow Kiss" or "Rambo Kiss"
16. she's a real "let's not break-up and confuse me becuase i can't pick a side" type gal ain't she?
17. "the puppet man was checking you out!"...little pimper strikes again...
18. Pre-pre-pre-engaged
19. the camel feet are all askew
20. Mittens
21. AssHole Brian and Good Brian - BIG Difference
22. Kev's so dainty with the little spoon...3rd degree burn!
23. Porno-Cookies!!!
24. P.W
25. Orange hat Boy...now that's a guy who's ****able
26. "evil-devil-rat"
27. it's enevitable that she will live a miserable life - accept it, move on...leave others out of it
28. the happy-hippy-dippy-clique
29. one little word makes all the difference to a hairdresser
30. the butt sweaters
31. i like him a lot, more than ever, so what's the best way to dump him?
32. the white one looks like a cat!!!
33. everyone is falling in love now
34. 97% of women do WHAT in college! Wootz = the other 3%:)
34. so who is this "stacy" i am hearning only good things about?
35. the "biology incident" w/MT and his pants
36. SuperMan - bending a cheap metal key w/a kiss...ahh... SuperMan
37. you have your own "special" spunk
38. Puppy Boy
39. why can't you be Larry?!?!
40. i had a 23 hottie dream yesterday
41. B.B.G. lives!
42. Deb
43. Dormaster!
44. wait SHE couldn't stand HIM - there's a twist from G-d
45. i just....i just don't like his aura!
46. "it's room 203!!! oh crap! he's coming...hide!"
46. he's slightly fruity don't yeah think?
47. chester chester the child molester...ewww...
48. Cosmo - who do you hate more? "i think the hatred is equal" thanks!
49. he better put on his shirt...were going to lose the game for lack of concentration
50. hey quinn---"what's up brittany?"
51. PJ is Baby Spice for that day!---"oh yeah, i'm on the good team"---"no, there over there"...Mer, admit it, we sucked!
52. Somebody up there better have a better idea. You KNOW he's laughing @ me up there
53. They let us in the ball pit! Sorry for kicking ya in the head Tommy
54. Flaky-Pasty-Fred
55. You know you love us deep down "i'm not that deep" if only you were a canyon...
56. Patrick you wouldn't happen to have a condom would you? (...there's an ice breaker for ya. "hi, i don't know you but you'r hot and i was wondering, may i have a condom?")
57. Duh Gorge...i wanna pet da Wrabbits...C'mon Gorge...Wrabbits
58. oh were so being friends
59. can't she just be herself with out add-ons!
60. can i borrow your stuffed monkey? just sign for it
61. Mand-i and Trac-i
62. hun...what's with the clown shoes? "well all my other shoes are dainty"
63. pesticides! look at the orange pestisides!
64. LOSER!
65. ooh...he was the guy in the red shirt! the ONLY one!
66. He is hot, athletic, cute, adorable, smart, gorgeous, handsome, did i mention he was hot?
67. hey, that's my husband you're talkin' about
68. I HATE HIM SO MUCH! HE IS SUCH A JERK...don't get me wrong, i love him to death but...I HATE HIM! WHAT A MEANIE! WHY DO I DO THIS! HE'S TERRIBLE!...he is offly cute but...AGH!
69. he has freakles everywhere...i wonder is he has 'em...you know...(i said nothing of this sort...MOBY!)
70. since when should teachers gossip about their students?!?! what world are we living in!?!?!
71. i'll trade you Tom for Ray...
72. what's a metaphor?
73. Pissed off Furby's - they'll come for you next!!!
74. Can you COME? "uhh...what was that again...please spell correctly"
75. OMIGOD! he is just me with a penis!
76. the 2 week curse...he lasts!
77. Big Big Toe
78. so did you like him or did i?
79. shouldn't he just do these things w/out thinking?
80. ohh "short" sexual tension
81. Shexy Purple Shocks...those sexy purple socks
82. Ben Rosy-Cheeks
83. "i could be your stalker Brian...it sure pays well"...slick Court
84. are you implying that she judges? "yeah duh!"
85. he may be a moron, but he can be a jibering idiot as long as his body's still here (ahh...little goateed "D")
86. i'd totally like him with a differnt personality, face, body, and attitude
87. i WILL beat Packman Tommy! i WILL! one day, one day...
88. where'd the fat go, when did this "i am hot and buff" sha-nan-a-gans happen? college did his body good!
89. he didn't know the pope's religion!
90. Rattley can kiss his/her own ass (that's great that you respect the ferrets "privacy" but c'mon, we need to know...male or female babe? one OR the other...no ferret hermaphrodites please)
91. the nun wearing flannel...bored much?
92. his personality changes more than i change my mind!
93. do you think with that brain?
94. is anyone getting this?
95. what is this "let's take her place" s**t that's happening? gimme a break....throw me a freakin' bone here...
96. did i hit my head on the faucet or is it that dang sunburn again?
97. Golly golly goodness!
98. why does everyone stop liking someone once they actually say "yes" to going out with them?
99. hair grease? the movie Grease? or the geographical location known as Greece?
100. i think SHE thinks that THEY think that SHE should go out with HIM but SHE wants to date HIM but THEY have a problem with HIM so HE is out of the question and HE is back in the eqation...huh?

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