The Perfect Man

***The Perfect Man***

i think that one of the most Perfect men is Johnny Bravo (hence the backround). He loves his
Mother, he likes the company of Women, and he has great hair. But what REALLY makes the perfect
man? well since i have room, and you obviously have time, here's what i think...

Believe Me When I Say That This Is Not Asking For Too Much....
yeah right, i can dream though:)

100 things a Good Guy is/has

1. has a sense of humor
2. adorable, even if i'm the only one that sees it
3. doesn’t bash me OR my friends in any way, shape, or form
4. can stand certain people I am around (family, friends, etc.)
5. at least tries in school, or asks for my help if he needs it
6. has his own life
7. is not obsessed with a material good (a.k.a---his car)
8. acts like or is a child at heart
9. likes cartoons
10. has some similar interests as me
11. will not always go dutch
12. supports me in ANYTHING I do/attempt
13. understands and likes me for who I am
14. owns a phone, and knows how to use it
15. has more than one talent/hobby
16. trusts me completely, no questions asked
17. not uptight
18. doesn’t freak out if I talk with another guy…harmlessly
19. will not show up for a formal in those t-shirts with a painted on tux 
20. occasionally brings flowers 
21. is mentally able to ask for help
22. not too macho to realize he CAN be wrong at times
23. is honest, trustworthy, and cheerful
24. knows what privacy is
25. can be himself around me
26. will help me when I ask him for something within reason
27. doesn’t cheat on me or a test
28. knows his place (example---he won’t try to beat up the President)
29. likes me more than his car
30. he knows certain things about me others don't
31. if he spends 6 days with his friends, he spends the other day 
of week with me
32. knows right from wrong, and sticks with that
33. doesn’t do drugs or is heavily into alcohol
34. knows his limits and accepts them
35. is there when I need him
36. cheers me up when I’m down
37. involved with school one way or another
38. can be goofy when it is needed
39. is outgoing with me
40. knows the difference between “hair grease”, the movie Grease, and the geographical location known as Greece

It definatly wouldn’t hurt if…

1. he likes being around my friends
2. is good at either a sport or an instrument
3. can come to the mall with me or to see a “chick flick” without 
freaking out
4. is not embarrassed by his friends if they see him at a “chick flick” 
with me
5. likes my family
6. does stuff “just because”
7. NO ego or perfect and doesn’t realize it
8. witty
9. can sit through a romantic or musical movie
10. spontaneous
11. will come to my house and clear my lawn of snow/leaves
12. drives me to school when he can
13. writes quirky letters or notes to put in my locker
14. can cry in front of me
15. doesn’t have a tattoo
16. knows what I am thinking
17. can come to grips with the fact that “nobody’s perfect”, not even him
18. likes to go to the movies
19. knows my tastes and dislikes
20. be a part of my odd or imaginative projects (home movies, art 
projects, etc.)
21. will help me with my homework
22. likes to go on cheap dates with thought, like picnics
23. won't wear make-up...unless it's Halloween, just a preferance
24. tells me everything, important or not
25. remembers anniversaries or other important dates
26. likes to just pig-out and hang-out
27. meets my dad
28. is excited, energetic, and happy EVERY time I see him (probably 
too much to ask for)
29. his grade point average is above a 2.0
30. is creative, artisitic, and a dreamer


It would sure add points if…(all in fun)

1. loves to talk until 3 in the morning
2. will cheer me up when i am sick, even if he gave me the cold
3. has Edward Norton’s talent and modesty
4. likes macaroni and cheese, made by me
5. doesn’t have his pants sag down to…wherever
6. can dance like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
7. wanted to be a police officer
8. his favorite color isn’t blue…we need SOME variety here
9. could speak more than one language
10. knew that jewelry on a guy is NOT a good thing
11. had either a buzz cut or a bowl head
12. likes those incredibly bad-acted TV movies that come on every 
Sunday and Monday
13. thinks my cat is "skinny"
14. would rather watch a bugs bunny cartoon than sit down for 60 minutes
15. doesn’t have a “pimp-like” nature
16. is a citizen of a the U-S-of-A, or at least isn’t lying that he is
17. didn’t think this list is immature and stupid
18. knew who Chuck Jones is
19. learns to love me for who i am 
20. watches corny TV shows just for fun
21. CAN admit that he watches those corny TV shows 
22. likes/can stand art
23. is too manly to wear nail polish on any occasion…little weird
24. can down 3 cookies and a milk in 2 minutes flat
25. has a good sense of direction
26. doesn’t cuss
27. he can’t think tennis is a “preppy, wimpy sport”
28. would save a puppy if he saw it sitting on the sidewalk all alone...
unless he knew it’s owner
29. doesn't take joking around too far on either side
30. knows the difference between G.I.Joe and Bazooka Joe




Mommy The Clown
Is Scary...Take
Me Home NOW!