YoU aRE oFfiCiaLLy LoSt!

HeY, At LeASt iT'S "oFfiCiaL"

YoU kNow iT's pEoPLe LikE yOu tHaT GivE uS hUmANs a

BaD NaMe...i tRy AnD TrY aGaiN tO MakE YoU ChiLdRen

StAy On TaSk, & YoU AbuSe iT. MuSt yOu pUsH AnYtHinG

yOu GeT yoUr GruBbY LiL PaWs oN? DeAr ChiLd. wELcoMe

To *LoSt PuPpY.cOm* -- uSEd tO Be kNowN As *PusH tHe

bACk BuTToN.cOm*. GO! WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR! YOU

ARE LOST! STUFF BACK HERE IS TOP SECRET!!! BE GONE!

pLeASe pReSs tHe BIG RED BUTTON tO ReTurN hOMe sAfELy

ANd w/oUt mESsiN' AnYthiNG eLSe uP. OFF W/YOU! .
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Push The Right One You Go Where You Need To Go...Push The

Wrong One And You Go The Internet Hell!!! ha! ha! ha! (I'm Not

Good At That Damn Evil Laugh...Just Mentally Pretend You Are

Scared...Pick One Fast!)
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i kNoW, i KnOw, tHEy LOoK LiKe LiL "Push Me"
Condoms, bUt GiMmE a bREaK.