Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.

Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.

Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble before they shoot.

Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.

Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.

He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

Eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.

Sleepy man who stand behind car get exhausted.

Sleepy man who stand in front of car get tired.

Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingaz.

Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.

Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.

All men eat, but Fu Manchu.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Wise man never hide in woman's closet after eating baked beans.

Boy and girl who go camping together sure have naughty intent.

Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Even greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who walk sideway through airport doorway going to Bangkok.

Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.

Fly who sit on toilet rim get pissed off.

He who eats many prunes sits on toilet many moons.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk.

He who masturbates in front of cash register, come into money.

Man and woman who have sex in cemetery are said to be fucking near dead.

Girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

Wise men don't play leapfrog with unicorns.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Show off always shown up in showdown.

Man with big mouth beware of big foot.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man with an unchecked parachute may jump to conclusion.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.

People who say that it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space.