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Want to drive a friend crazy? Send a fax saying, "Disregard prior fax."
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SEMINARS FOR WOMEN:
Communicating is not saying "Oh, nothing."
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Math Doctor
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Deduction
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In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10' cell.
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At work, I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' pod.
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| In prison you get time off for good behavior.
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| At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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Wrestling
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Rodman
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| At work I must wear an ID badge at all times.
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| In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID
conveniently sewn onto the clothes.
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| At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
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| In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
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Star Wars
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Religious Fires
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A guy goes into a bar and notices a gorgeous young
woman in the tightest pants he's ever seen.
The guy can't help asking, "How does a person get
into those pants?
"Well, you could offer to buy me a drink first".
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| In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
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| At work, you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
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Dick For A Day
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First BJ
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Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Ferrari -v- Moped
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No Sex For Lent
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax
collectors - and miss.
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"Scotty beam us aboard"
"Aye Sir, Will a 2x4 do?
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