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| 1. | Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" |
| 2. | Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." |
| 3. | Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. |
| 4. | Say, "Damn, this water's cold." |
| 5. | Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" |
| 6. | Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." |
| 7. | Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. |
| 8. | Say, "Now how did that get there?" |
| 9. | Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." |
| 10. | Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" |
| 11. | Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers." |
| 12. | Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toiletpaper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" |
| 13. | Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me." |
| 14. | Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast. |
| 15. | Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." |
| 16. | Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" |
| 17. | Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. |
| 18. | Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. |
| 19. | Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" |
| 20. | Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free". |