Iowan in Heaven
So this Iowan died and went to Heaven. St. Peter said, "Before I let you in, you have to pass a test."
"Oh no!" said the Iowan.
St. Peter said, "Don't worry. This is easy. Just answer this question:'Who was God's son?"
The Iowan thought...finally she said, "Andy!"
St. Peter said, "Andy?"
The Iowan said, "Yeah, we sang it in church:'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."