Things to Ponder

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill him/herself...Is it considered a hostage situation?

If a man speaks in a forest and no woman is around to hear him....Is he still wrong????

If a turtle looses its shell...Is it naked or homeless???

Can vegeterians eat animal crackers????

If a child swears you wash his/her mouth out with soap...If a child is deaf and swears in sign language..Do you was his/her hands????

If a fly loses its wings...Do you call it a walk????