Top 10 Lists



Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new Presidential ice cream:

10. Impeach-Mint
9. Candy Pants
8. Hyperactive Nuts
7. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilla
6. Pantsachio
5. Subpoena Colada
4. Horny Bubba Crunch
3. Peppermint Fattie
2. Draft-Dodging Pot-Smoking Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl

And the #1 name for the new Presidential flavor...


1. Captain Cream



10 Reasons sleep is better than sex...

1) YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT DOING IT ALONE.
2) NO ONE WILL START RUMORS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SLEEP.
3) YOU WONT COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING ABOUT NOT GETTING ANY.
4) YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR SLEEP.
5) YOU DON'T NEED TO SLEEP AFTER SLEEPING.
6) SLEEP CAN LAST A GOOD 10 HOURS.
7) YOU CAN SLEEP IN CHURCH.
8) WHILE SLEEPING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT.
9) YOUR TEDDY BEAR NEVER COMPLAINS.
10) IT'S LEGAL TO SLEEP IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50STATES.