ELMO

A woman desperately looking for work goes into the personnel office. The personnel manager goes over her resume and eplains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that se really needs work and will take almost anything. The personnel manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line, but nothing else. The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line, explains her duties, and tells her that she should be at work at 8:00 AM the next day. The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in, and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the personnel manager suggestd he show him the problem. Together they head down to the line, and sure enough, Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired, with a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she carefully cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around 2 marbles, and starts sewing it between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager goes into conniption fits laughing. Finally, after 20 minutes of rolling around on the floor, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do as give Elmo two test tickles"