DEFINITION OF A FRIEND

                                                     A friend should be radical.

                                        They should love you when your unloveable,

                                         Hug you when your unhuggable,

                                         And bear you when your unbearable.

                                         A friend should be fanatical.

                                         They should cheer you when the whole

                                         World boos.

                                          Dance when you get good news, and cry

                                          When you cry too.

                                          But most of all, a friend should be mathematical.

                                          They should multiply the joy, Divide the sorrow

                                           Subtract the past, and Add to tommorrow.

                                           Calculate the need deep in your heart, and

                                            Always be bigger then the sum of all their parts.
                                     
                                               A friend of mine sent this to me in my e-mail, and even
                                                though I don't know who wrote it, I wanted to add it
                                                to my webpage. If anyone knows who wrote this, please
                                                let me know.