ALL ABOUT ME ME ME!

 
 So, you wanna know about me.  There is a lot to know.  Shall I start with the basics?
I was born, I grew up and now I'm here.  Need to know more?  Sure.
I was born on March 10, 1976 at 12:45pm.  Making me a Pisces.
I recently separated from my husband.
I have two gorgeous daughters, named Kammie and Tallia.
I live in the South Shore of Montreal.  To people who don't know where that is.
It's in Canada GET A MAP!  ;-)
I am a very open person, not shy in the least.  I can be a real bitch when I want to be (but can't we all?)
But people who know me, know that I am actually a very pleasant person.  Feel the need to know more?
I must warn you, I am a very open person.  You may find out a few things you'd rather not know.
Music:  I like all sorts of music.  Any music really, except for Country, it scares me.
My fave bands at the moment are Cibo Matto, Fat Boy Slim, The Offspring, NIN and some of Marilyn Manson.  Also a lot of the older stuff like Slaughter, Ugly Kid Joe, Sex Pistols and Poison.  I am also a big fan of 50's and 60's music.
Jerry Lee Lewis is my fave.  See, I listen to anything thrown at me.

I have many hobbies, anything to keep me busy.  I always have to keep my hands busy.  One of my hobbies is of course the internet.  I paint ceramics.  Getting pretty damn good at it too.  My kids take up most of my time.

I have an extreme interest in the occult.  I read up on anything I can.  I have studied Wiccan, but don't really have the time to bother with it. My fave author is Anne Rice. I read Tarot Cards, for some reason my friends are amazed by this.  I love any mythology, Greek is my fave.  I believe in the paranormal and in extraterrestrials.  The one thing I do not believe in is God.

My fave T.V. shows are:  Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  SouthPark KICKS ASS!  X-Files, Friends, The Simpsons and King of The Hill.

My friends who know me personally would describe me as different, funny with an odd sense of humor, somewhat odd, brutally honest, eccentric, a bitch at times, extroverted, just plainly a fun chick to be with.  You never know what's coming with me.

I think I would describe myself the same way.  I consider myself a great mom and wife.  I love to workout, swimming, walking and weight lifting.  Nothing offends me.  People may try, but won't succeed.  I find humor in everything!  Life is just a big joke, might as well laugh at it.

Things I find myself saying on almost a daily basis.
Bite me!
Fluck you (no that's not a typo)
ALREADY!  That was too fast.
No, Kammie put that back.
No, Kammie put that down
No, Kammie don't do that
No, Kammie don't bite
I'm going to get that bum bum (talking to Kammie, get your mind out of the gutter!)
 Whip it out!

My views on infidelity:  GO FOR IT!  Hell you only live once.  Although I personally do not cheat.  But I understand why people do cheat, and I'm all for it.  It's like eating the same thing everyday everyday everyday!  Ya need change.  I really wouldn't mind if the person I was seeing went and got it elsewhere once in a while.  As long as it's only from time to time.  If he were to fall in love with some other chick, I'm getting out the butcher knife!  But it's just sex, there doesn't have to be any emotions involved.   Of course it doesn't have to be sex either, there are plenty of things to do.  If there is anyone out there thinking about it, do it and enjoy!  Blame it on me afterwards if ya like.  "Honey, I wasn't going to cheat on you, but someone off the internet told me to!"

I am a bisexual........Oh look at all the seriously religious people pushing that home button "Get me out of here!  A SINNER! A SINNER!"  As for those people who think the most stupidest things, NO, I do not hit on straight chicks!  NO, I do not try to turn straight chicks gay.  Please, that's idiotic!  I look at woman, yes.  Big deal!  Every woman has check out another woman at one time or another, people who deny it are liars.  My best bud Mandy who is totally straight, but still looks at women and doesn't deny it, so why should you?

I totally love body art.  I have three tattoos, hoping to add more when I get a chance. I have a heart on my back.  The second is a pegasus on my right arm. The third and most recent is a dolphin swimming around an anchor, on my chest.  I have three earrings in one ear and four in the other.  I have a nose ring, an eyebrow ring and a tongue ring.  One day I am also going to get a lip ring.  Nipple ring ask you?  FUCK THAT!  These nipples are sacred and there is no way I'm letting any needles near these babies!  It's for some people, but not me.

I love my alcohol.  Get some tequila in me and WATCH ME GO!  I don't really drink alone, mainly if I'm out in a club or bar, or with a bunch of friends.  I'm a hard liquor gal.  My fave drinks are Whiskey Sour and Gin and 7up.  I don't do drugs, any drugs.  I don't put people down who do them.  Shit, I'll roll it for them if they want "Here bud, enjoy!"  I just don't do them.  Not my thing, never really was able to get into it.  Not that I haven't tried, peer pressure and all.  Give me a drink and a cigarette, and I'm happy.

Ah, my second fave subject, the internet.  Gotta love the internet!  You can get everything you want.  Oh, the sex sites, yummy!  Eric and I joined a few, we keep trying new ones all the time.  Look at a few pics and AVI's, good thing my computer is in my bedroom.  I don't like Cybersex.  My theory on Cybersex is, Cybersex is for people who can't get it at home.  I'm getting plenty of it, so don't come asking me "How round are your tits?" or "Is your pussy wet?"  Bite me!

My fave subject SEX SEX and more SEX! Can't get enough of it.  Need it, gotta have it!  As you can already tell, I'm very open on the subject. I lost my virginity at 12 years old, yes I know, very young but I liked it ;-)  Men have a dick, and women have three holes they can use it in.  ENJOY!  My only plea is to use a condom, too much grossness going around out there.   Men get hard-ons, I get a clit-on.  I am a moaner, neighbors have complained.  (hehe are you getting to know a bit too much?)  I shave, looks nicer and cute.  I have a few toys, I play with them alone or with a partner.  Enjoy what you can, while you still can!

So, after reading way too much about me, are you curious about what I look like?  Of course you are.  Click on the image to see a larger picture.

This is the most recent picture of me


Here is another very recent pic of me


This would be me again with my good friend Norm


My good friends starting from top left, Nicole, Karine, me and Lola


I just had to put this picture in.  This is me at 5 years old, you can tell by this pic I had an attitude even back then


These are my two beautiful daughters, Kammie on the left and Tallia on the right.
 


This picture doesn't do justice for one of my best buds Aaron.  He is such a great guy.  Ladies, he's single.  Reach him here if ya want AWhite@fmarathon.com

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