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One day, I was
out riding my bicycle
when I saw a
naked woman lying down.
We fooled around
until she was
ready.
First, she
opened one leg.
Then the other.
I put it in.
She complemented
me on my size
and weight.
After a lot of
coming and going,
we tried
different styles
and different
speeds.
When I reached
the point of no return,
she shouted:
"STOP!!!"
She said she
wasn't on the Pill.
My excitement
died.
9 months later,
she phoned me from the hospital.
I was a father.
My world
collapsed,
and now I walk.
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