allwomen |
I think I speak for all women capableof reproduction when I say....NO! |
wings |
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. |
pigeon |
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. |
average |
Half the people you know are below average. |
stupidity |
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. |
humanerror |
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. |
preparation |
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. |
fighting |
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. |
accumulate |
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. |
pig |
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. |