MS Toilet Quotes

The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtest of MAD magazine.

• Bill Gates downloads here
• Where do you want to go today?
  In the crapper!
• Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES!
• Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet!
• To flush, press handle. You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete at the same time.
• The Basic Program
  10: Enter
  20: Lower Pants
  30: Try real hard
  40: If nothing, then goto 30
  50: If something then goto 60
  60: Wipe Butt
  70: Exit
• Stop writing these mindless jokes and childish insults on the walls!
  Yeah, that's what the internet is for!
• Why cant B*ll G*tes get dates?
  Becuase he's Microsoft
• Your mother's so fat, it took me 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the web!