The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say: 10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8) I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7) Her tits are just too big. 6) Sometimes I just want to be held. 5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. 4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom. 3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2) Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. 1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions. THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY: 10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. 8) I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7) Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. 5) This diamond is way too big! 4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. 3) Wow, it really is 14 inches! 2) Does this make my butt look too small? 1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.