AJ and Amanda

Prologue: There are many stories as to how and why AJ McLean of the BSB and Amanda Latona
of the Spice Girls wanna be band, Innosense, got together. This is one of the more realistic ones.

It was a breezy day in Orlando, Florida, and AJ McLean and the other members of the BSB were sick of sitting inside doing nothing. It was too cold for the boys who were used to the usual hot weather to go to the beach or anywhere else. Suddenly Kevin, the oldest and most experienced in the group, stood up with an idea.

"You know what," Kevin said, "Our poor AJ and Nick, have never experienced some of the great clubs we have around here because they've always been too young, " he continued, directing his idea towards Howie and Brian. "I say we bring 'em to 'Innocent Paradise', that one's phat to death." And he sat down to let the other guys ponder the idea. After about two seconds of deep thought Nick shouted "Yeah! Yeah! Can we please??" as he jumped outta his chair and ran toward the bathroom to splash on some of the cologne he had bought 'just in case' anything like this ever happened.

"Sure, kiddo," Howie answered, "But don't get too excited or you might wet your pants, remember last time??" the guys all laughed at this, and began to get ready for their night on the town. Howie put on his special skin tight t-shirt, Brian shined his new boots, Kevin gelled his hair and AJ decided to wear his biggest loop earings and his blue sunglasses. After they were all ready to go, they hopped in a waiting limo and told the driver to head for the club.

When they arrived, Brian and Howie showed the bouncer their ID and they were admitted into the club. Next came AJ and Kevin. Kevin looked a bit worried as the bouncer asked AJ for his ID. But AJ stayed cool. "Damn, I must've left it at the condo," he said convincingly, "I promise, it won't ever happen again, man." His speech must've worked cause the guy stepped aside and let him walk in, with a smile on his face.

Kevin flashed the guy his license, and a quick smile. They had all totally forgotten about Nick, the last in line. Nick approached the tall muscular man. "ID?" the man said. "Um.....I've been here before man.....my dad owns the place,"Nick said as he laughed nervously.

"I don't think so kid, get the hell outta here!" the bouncer yelled, and Nick turned around and began to sniffle. "Aw man, ::sniff:: this was supposed to be the night of my manhood!!!!" and he began to cry as he made his way around the building to try and get in the back.

Meanwhile in the club, the guys hadn't even noticed he was missing as they were bombarded with music and dancing girls. The guys chose a spot near the main attractions, so they could get a good view. Suddenly five young girls, made their way onto center stage. AJ lifted his sunglasses to get a better look.

"who are they??" he inquired, as the girls began their attempt to dance. "Oh, that's Innosense," Brian
answered, "They're some kinda skanky girl group trying to make it big, so they opened this club to get some 'fans'." Ater he said this Brian turned around and walked towards the bar to order a drink, not really paying much attention to the girls.

"Oh," AJ said. Suddenly the girls began walking down the stairs, making their way like a conga line  around each of the tables. "That's not very attractive," AJ said outloud, but joined in hooting at them
along with all the other men at the club.

As Innosence passed their table, one of the girls seemed to recognize the group as the BSB and  thought of a terrific plan. After the show she gathered the other members of her group and decided to share her idea with them. "Ok guys," Amanda, one of the skankiest members of the group said, "We wanna get famous right? Well, here's our chance." She said as she opened the curtain and pointed to the table where the Backstreet Boys were sitting. "All we gotta do is seduce at least one. That's all we need, and we'll strike it rich!" The other girls got excited when they heard this and decided to nominate Amanda as the first to make a move.

Amanda put on what seemed to be a holey bikini and walked over to the table as if she were wagging her tail....making a beeline for Kevin. When she reached where he was sitting, she said seductively "Hey baby, wanna get with me tonight??" as she attempted to sit on his lap. But he slapped her ass away and told her to go to hell. He knew how to handle those whores. But Amanda didn't give up. She eyed the other boys, and then decided who the not-so-lucky lad would be. There AJ was sitting. She moved her way over to him, and she said "Hey stud, how'd you like this Big Mac?" as she slapped her butt. AJ was won over by his love for McDonalds, and he couldn't deny his strange attraction to the ugly girl.. "My stage name is Kiki, but you can call me Amanda," she continued, knowing that AJ was caught in her web of lies.

Forever and a day later (about 5 minutes), AJ and Amanda were joined at the hips and the rest is history. The four guys and Amanda, locked onto AJ's arm of course, made their way outta the club.
Amanda turned and winked at the othger members of her group...they weren't going to need this club anymore. As they exited they heard weeping noises from the ally on the side of the club. Nick ran out crying at the top of his lungs "Where have you guys been!!!!" he sobbed, smelling of urine and trash. "You didn't come back for me!!!!" All the guys laughed this off and pushed Nick into the limo.



Epilouge: Amanda and AJ seem to still be in a *relationship* , it is not known if her or any of the
other members of Innosence still work at 'Innocent Paradise', however it is believed by many that
they do. The evil scheme planned by the all girl group seems to be working out, and therefor, it is
our duty to make sure it never comes full circle. In other worlds STOP INNOSENSE!!!!!


Dawnie's Note : AJ and Amanda have since broken up (YESYESYES!!!) since this piece of humor was posted.... who knows what happened.  Use your imagination...