**Brian, Kevin, Howie and Nick sing**
Everybody groove to the music
Everybody jam
He's been balding so long
Just can't lie 'bout it no more
He's been going bald now
We've been watching his forehead grow
If you really wanna know
What you can do for him
Send a year's supply of Rogaine
Right now

*Chorus:*
Jam on cause AJ's balding
Come on now everybody
AJ's been going bald for years (x2)

**AJ's rap**

I've been goin' bald for years now
And been changing styles to hide it
I get scared when my hair gets wet
Spray-on hair doesn't last forever
Dreds won't do, I need glue
And a toupee just won't quite do
More hair is not what I'm gonna get
This dye's just a special effect

**Brian, Kevin, Howie, and Nick sing**

If you really wanna see
What you can do for him
Send a year's supply of Rogaine
Right now

*Chorus*

AJ's been going bald for years (x2)

He's been balding so long
Just can't lie 'bout it no more
He's been going bald now
We've been watching his forehead grow

*Chorus*