AJ~ Hey sweet thang! Yo yo yo! This is Bone, man, I couldn't get to the phone, I had a date most likely. But you know I love you so leave a message and I'll call you back babe! Later!

KEVIN~ Hello there! This is Kevy-Kev from BSB. You know, I'm the one that never sings. Well ya know it's time I settled justice, the hell with that gay fag Nick! Down with him!! If this is my therapist I need some more Prozac, that depression is back again! DAMMIT! *sob* I'm gonna cry, man...I'm so
sensitive...Oh yeah, leave a message after the beep!

HOWIE~ Hi, this is Howie. Man or Woman, I want you! Leave your number and I'll get to you so we can spend a night together. *whines* Nick! You are sooo naughty! *wink, wink* *drool, drool* *giggles*

NICK~ Hi, this is Nick. If this is my hair stylist I was thinking of perming my hair, dying it blonde until it looked glow in the dark and making it look like a fro. Then dying it red, what do you think? If this is my Avon lady- I really need new lipgloss and a new foundation! If this is the manicurist I need my nails done for the show this weekend. If this is--

BRIAN~Hi this is Brain. I mean Brian. The completely self-centered dumb-ass of the SO kewl Backstreet BOYEEZ!!!! Yeah! Go buy our album, then maybe I'll come down off my cloud and actually talk to you. Okay? By the way, if this is Nick are we still on for Friday night? Oh...and if this is Howie I THOUGHT I
TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME ANYMORE!!! I TOLD YOU IT WAS OVER!!! ITS ME AND NICK!  WE AREN'T A COUPLE ANYMORE MAN!!!! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I  SAY...*Beep*